reasons why i am a bimbo(I PERSONALLY DO NOT FEEL THIS WAY BTW)
okay people, i've decided to have analysis on
the reasons why people call me a bimbo, and i will be
defending myself too, so for those involved, please read this post. well, half a post.
REASON #1i look at the mirror every now and then, and everytime i look into it i'll take more than 2 mins.people making this claim: yili, rachel, sarah, hannah, melanie, jean, gen, zoep, justina, YILI(cause she's the one strongly making this claim), etc.
reasons for thinking likewise: HELLO PEOPLE. do you have any idea how important one's appearance is? VERY. FULL STOP. well, comma, and EXTREMELY. looking unglam is simply disgusting, and uh. unglam. so yes. sometimes i just look unglam, so i have to adjust my hair or whatever so i'm normal right? maybe in my case, its more than normal no. of times, but SOOO. i'm special. do you see pebbles all around? yes. i'm a diamond people. DIAMOND. special! oh, and i'm totally a visual learner so of course i'm concerned of my appearance! its horrible looking disgusting, that feeling. /: people, 2 mins isnt that long you know. its barely a second! like, ZOOM, and its 2 mins. before you can stutter 'weiyi is super duper hot and you know it so please admit and stop living in self denial cause its bad bottling up your feelings so just tell weiyi and everyone and they will not think you're crazy cause seriously everyone feels that way too so its not really weird' 2 mins have past. BARELY A SECOND PEOPLE. just 120 seconds, oh man, i'm contradicting myself. oh well. who cares. NEXT!
REASON #2i act like a bimbo, eg. walk like one, flicks my hand like one, and well just act like one.people making this claim: everyone who calls me a bimbo. /: let me think who are the more obvious ones okay. yili, rachel, sarah, justina, zoep, jean, stephanie, hannah, gen, alysia, tammiann, delia, etc. actually loads more. yili went around telling people to join this whatever 'weiyi is a bimbo' club and everyone who was asked joined. 58 if i'm not wrong. WHAT THE HECK.
reasons for thinking likewise: THAT IS NOT TRUE. i do NOT act like a bimbo. firstly, i dont WALK like one. how do you walk like one? like, WALK. TAP TAP. doesnt everyone walk like that? honestly, i think i walk just alright. ;D AND I DO NOT FLICK MY HAND LIKE ONE EITHER. these people doesnt know whats HAND GESTURES eh. hello, i'm just EXPRESSING myself better than just words. i think. yeah. heh. ANYWAY, i dont act like one! so maybe i say whatever, but who doesnt? SOME LAME PEOPLE coughcoughYILIcoughcough said i say it in the bimbo way. like, UHHHH. LAMOOO. TO THE MAXX. TOTALLY MAN. is there even SUCH a way? i know this girl, and she's HONESTLY a bimbo. like, the real bimbo. you all should meet her one day i tell you. so yes. i act like any other normal human being, and no i do not act like some sort of bimbo who is a bimbo. yes. NOOPPEEEE, NOT A BIMBO OKAY.
REASON #3i'm naive, and is super stupid and is taken in easily by the most stupid stuff.people making this claim: yili, steph, rei, wanyi, rachel, jean, justina, zoep, alysia, melanie, etc.
reasons for thinking likewise: PEOPLE FROM THE PUBLIC. PLEASE HELP ME. they TRICKED ME. so obviously i'll be taken in right? i'm not stupid, i was being NICE and TRUSTING. how was i suppose to know they would trust me? hence, i trusted them. please let me review what they've tricked me:
yili&steph: looking into the mirror too much will make you blind you know, weiyi.
(innocent weiyi was super shocked and resisted the temptation to look into the mirror for the whole day. weiyi goes home and asked her maid while out. maid says: 'bullshit, who told you that.' weiyi smses steph and told her what the maid said.)
steph: HAHA OMGOSH YOU'RE SUCH A BIMBO! MY GOSH, YOU'RE SERIOUSLY RETARDED! i was trying to be mean and said cause you're so ugly the mirror will crack, and i was just trying to get you off the mirror! i was just being sarastic! gosh man, bimbo!
yili: WEIYI! YOU'RE SUCH A BIMBO LARHH! GOSH. HOW CAN LOOKING INTO THE MIRROR MAKE YOU BLIND? i'm amazed at your bimboticness!
(weiyi dejected. HELLO PEOPLE, YOU SEE THEY TRICKED ME. I REALLY THOUGHT THEY'RE SERIOUS FOR A MINUTE. FOR A WHOLE DAY. WHATEVERR!)
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rei&wanyi:(we were in plaza and we bought a tub of haagen diaz. as there was no spoons, they tricked me. how nice of them) hey weiyi, go buy ice cream in swensons, and then get 3 spoons. tell the waiters you give them the ice cream and you just want the 3 spoons, say you treat them.
(weiyi hesitates, and thinks this is a feasible idea. she says, 'serious?' and the next second those 2 meanies start laughing)
rei&wanyi: HAHAHA BIMBOO! KIDDING LARHH! PUNKING YOU IS JUST THE FUNNEST THING TO DO!
(weiyi feels tricked and feel really like a retard at that minute. THEY TRICKED ME. LOOK AT JUST HOW THEY TRICKED ME, PEOPLE.)
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btw, the next matter's not alysia's fault she didnt trick me.
(weiyi tags alysia as she realises that her bdae's just round the corner, and asks when her birthday is. jiawen tags weiyi and tell her alysia's bdae.)
(weiyi just sees the
15 but didnt pay attention to the april, as she forgot she tagged alysia so weiyi was thinking why is jiawen so random oh gosh is it alysia's bdae today?)
(weiyi smses alysia immediately, wishing her a very happy 14th birthday)
alysia(upon clarifying the dates and learning the truth): BIMBOOO! GOSH MAN. YOU'RE LIKE ONE THE MOST BIMBOTIC PERSON I'VE EVER SEEN!
(weiyi feels stupid and starts thinking she might just be SLIGHTLY bimbotic. but honestly, this is funny.)
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okay, i cant really think of any other tricked events. oh well. see people, its not that i'm bimbotic. these people SERIOUSLY trick me big time. and its my fault? NOO!
REASON #4i dress like a bimbo, and seductively(WHAT THE HECK).people making this claim: everyone who went to bandage eg. yili, jean, steph, gen, sarah, justina etc.
reasons for thinking likewise: this is the way i DRESS. hello! in what way do i dress seductively. okay, so maybe i wore a halterneck. BUT HELLO. ITS A HALTERNECK. SO WHO DOESNT WEAR HALTERNECKS. and okay, so maybe i wear really short skirts, BUT SO. and maybe i wear heels, but so? who doesnt? there's just no way you can dress like a bimbo. no way. i wear like a normal person! you should go see huimin(i hope huimin isnt reading this, haha). she dresses really sexily. haha. ;D
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OH, THATS A REALLY LONG POST EH. but i'm still not done yet. HAHAH. (: well let me think whats up okayy. well, everything's alright. the lynch mob thing is over! let me tell you, we were the first group and i acted HORRIBLY. /: but hello, its all amabel's fault! she's super funny. when i looked at her face, i couldnt stop laughing. you should have seen her! hahaha. (: and yes. asian geog was a disaster too. mrs li said we were too wordy. flim is seriously understanding okayy. cause all the groups were really boring, so she was writing her note(i think) and flim said, 'sarah's doing her own writing.' HAHA. so understanding right. heh. i didnt learn tingxie o tues, and i got 8. haha. i dont think i've failed tingxie in my life. oh well. ups and downs. and besides, no one really cares about chinese. me, at least. haha.
i havent read the stupid whale rider! i'm going to get someone's stuff and whatever. not telling you. HAHA. but yeah. i'm not making myself clear. oh well. anyway, i hate that stupid whale rider. the starting's so boring. and idiotic. dont they understand that startings should be interesting so that the readers will be CAPTIVATED and want to continue reading? but for these books' case, they have really boring and uncomprehensive startings, and i just feel like tearing the books pages cause its so boring! but i force myself because of the assignment and only the middle parts are nice. so i guess its okay. but seriously, these people, if they want their books to sell, they should write nicer startings. consumers have a choice, they dont have to force themselves. oh yes, come up with better titles, and cut out those cliche ones eg. WHALE RIDER.
i'm not emo anymore! haha. i know i was kinda emo for the past few days, and scaring people, haha, but yes. sorry. but i'm fine now, i think! ;D isnt that great? (:
i'm super hardworking nowadays. like, i finish my homework everyday, and i cut down on... uh... slacking. haha. and smsing. heh. (: i know the homework part might surprise people, but really. i used to slack all day and not do any homework. i just kinda sms, watch tv, use com, sleep, eat ruffles, read books(NOT BOOKS LIKE WHALE RIDER EITHER). haha. and i just do my homework in the morning cause i go to school crazily early or during other periods. oh, and i sleep during really boring subjects. haha. but i dont do that anymore, cause i've decided if i want to do well i've really got to cut down on all these slackish activities. haha. so i'm not like that anymore. haha. i try my best to keep awake. i just stretch my eyelids open(i think) and concentrate. rachel being a good friend will wake me up too. haha.
PERSONAL TRAINER. I WILL LOVE MY PERSONAL TRAINER. i'm getting one! my nice daddy's getting me one! yeahh. haha. its going to be a guy okayy. Cat introduced me to him. she said he's super good and hot, and he's sexy. like seriously. i've never seen him before. but i guess i have to trust Cat that girl. she has exquisite taste. ;D that ego girl arhh.
i'm going to change my blogskin! my current blogskin's so old man! haha. i've got to go now. byee! i took around 1 hr to post this thing man. haha. (: byee!
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