living today in PRIDE
another post by the 0h-so-Magnificent... WEIYI!!! :D yups! i'm SERIOUSLY in a dilemia. well, it's like this:
HE gave me a pair of Chanel earrings, and wants me to wear it to the function this saturday. why am i so frustrated? ok, firstly: i dont like him. secondly, he's hot and SOO many girls like him and thats why i want to have NOTHING to do with him. thirdly, i
HATE functions, so i'm not even sure if i'm going. i might just cook up another story eg. have a really,
REALLY stomachache. but i've been using that for too long, he's not going to let me use it again. my dad, i mean. THAT GUY WHO GAVE ME THE EARRINGS IN NOT MY DAD. my dad is the one who wont let me use the stomachache excuse again. aiyo, i cant understand myself sometimes too. hurhurs. so yups. and i really have to go you know, cause if i dont, then he will go up to my dad and ask,' hey, mr foo. why isnt weiyi here? oh well, its like this: i've given her something and she has promised me she'll wear it to here today.' I BET WITH ANYTHING HE'LL SAY THAT. i mean, seriously. and then my dad will ecuse himself, call me and tell me to
GET MY BUTT IN THERE.
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ok, my dad'll not use those language. but thats what basically he'll mean. I RELLY HATE FUNCTIONS. i hate that DARN choker. its purpose is what it's name is: to choke you. ok? to KILL you. and those people SELL these. and they dont get caught. nope, those things are banned either. people EXPECT you to wear those DISGUSTING things and choke yourself. arent they sadists? omg, and i've been living with some under the same roof for 13 years. how nice. aw man, what am i going to do. those earrings, i've seen, cost over a hundred bucks. i'm SO going to be dead. WHENEVER I GO, THOSE PEOPLE WILL LOOK SO SURPRISED AND TELL ME,' oh good evening young lady! you've grown so much! why havent you been attending functions lately?' and what am I suppose to say? 'oh well, basically its because i really hate these functions and would rather wish to be home and eat ruffles(cheddar cheese would be nice) so i weave a story and tell my dad that i've got bad stomachaches. and the main reason i'm here todayis because YOUR son gave me a pair of Chanel earrings, and FORCED me to come. and oh yeah, another reason's because my dad isnt really taken in by that stomachache excuse.'
AM I SUPPOSE TO SAY THAT?!!? obviously not, people. so i guess, i'll have to make another excuse.
SUGGESTIONS PEOPLE! well, some of you might be wondering why do i have the guts to post it up here. well, firstly,
he doesnt know i have a blog. secondly, NO ONE who attends those lame functions know i have a blog. so obviously, they wouldnt know about this. the ONLY one who knows about my blog, i trust will never say it out. right? (: you know who you are. yups! thats the end of... WEIYI'S INTERESTING EXCUSE! hurhurs. sound so wrong.
working hard on maths portfolio. i'm so going to be dead. but my GOOD fren, wanyi, has helped me on the explanation part. i doubt you all will understand, but yups. (: give me suggestions people, tell me on my tagboard, or on msn ok? hurhurs. ok, got to do my work now! :D bye!
weiyi was here` (:
Sophie Kinsella(Shopaholic series)
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