friend or foe?
well now,everyone.if i've a knife or parang or watever thingys that is capable of killing someone,i'd use iot to kill jun kai.i know you all will ask why.i mean,him being my concubine and all,why would i bear to kill him.look,the story goes like this:
the happy weii yyi yesterday was watching Showbiz(a show hosted by 5566 in Ch 56 [ SCV ] ) and then,she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her stomach.she tought that it might just be a normal part & parcel .. you know wat i mean.budden,it continued like this till like 2 am.and i'm nortt kidding.by then,even her dad was back.and then,when i looked into the mirror ,my face was as white as the paint on the walls and her lips was paler than pale.after that,she only was able to sleep on 3 am.the next day,my dad brought me to the doctor.that doctie said that it was food poisoning and that i gotta have a lot of rest.budden,my chi. teacher aka LLS is having a ' party ' at his house at 12 pm. so weii yyi ask whether can go out.the doctor look so frightened.he said that it was quite serious.so,the innocent and little weii yyi carntt go to the party.wow wow wow.wat a nice ending.i tot it wouldn't be anything big,i mean how fun can a teacher's party ever get?and,you know wat caused the food poisoning?yes,its due to jun kai's stupidity to actually step on the popcorn.it must be.shermin and i both gortt food poisoning at the same time.must be right?and, i vomit like siao.hais.still can taste it.YUCK!!!wah kao lor,that jun kai.here comes the bad part. kai yan told me just now that going to LLS house actually allows you to watch goong as his house gortt the vcd.WAH KAO!HOW CAN LIKE THAT!!!and then ... its like.... people having fun,then me eating that yucky medicine!and the pill as big as large rock lor!oh kayys lars,nortt very big,budden to me is very biig oh kayys?JUN KAI!YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!!
P.S. i'm going to divorce jun kai.NO MATTER WAT HAPPENS.
Signing off,
weii yyi// skhh// mrs billy gates.
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Sophie Kinsella(Shopaholic series)
Go crazy.