friend or foe?
well now,everyone.if i've a knife or parang or watever thingys that is capable of killing someone,i'd use iot to kill jun kai.i know you all will ask why.i mean,him being my concubine and all,why would i bear to kill him.look,the story goes like this:
the happy weii yyi yesterday was watching Showbiz(a show hosted by 5566 in Ch 56 [ SCV ] ) and then,she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her stomach.she tought that it might just be a normal part & parcel .. you know wat i mean.budden,it continued like this till like 2 am.and i'm nortt kidding.by then,even her dad was back.and then,when i looked into the mirror ,my face was as white as the paint on the walls and her lips was paler than pale.after that,she only was able to sleep on 3 am.the next day,my dad brought me to the doctor.that doctie said that it was food poisoning and that i gotta have a lot of rest.budden,my chi. teacher aka LLS is having a ' party ' at his house at 12 pm. so weii yyi ask whether can go out.the doctor look so frightened.he said that it was quite serious.so,the innocent and little weii yyi carntt go to the party.wow wow wow.wat a nice ending.i tot it wouldn't be anything big,i mean how fun can a teacher's party ever get?and,you know wat caused the food poisoning?yes,its due to jun kai's stupidity to actually step on the popcorn.it must be.shermin and i both gortt food poisoning at the same time.must be right?and, i vomit like siao.hais.still can taste it.YUCK!!!wah kao lor,that jun kai.here comes the bad part. kai yan told me just now that going to LLS house actually allows you to watch goong as his house gortt the vcd.WAH KAO!HOW CAN LIKE THAT!!!and then ... its like.... people having fun,then me eating that yucky medicine!and the pill as big as large rock lor!oh kayys lars,nortt very big,budden to me is very biig oh kayys?JUN KAI!YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!!
P.S. i'm going to divorce jun kai.NO MATTER WAT HAPPENS.
Signing off,
weii yyi// skhh// mrs billy gates.
=)
I FEEL SICK
today the skhh is going to say nth but bad news.really.i know you all are scared.you all can feel a shiver down ur spine,and is also shivering in fright.but no fear.its all in the com.dorntt be afraid.
MMUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
oh kayys,its like this:yesterday,an jun they all and us(the ghurls) went to the cinema.there were:an jun,soh jie,yu quan,chyi yan,qi heng,jun kai,me(wei yi),sylvia,le ting,shu xian,shermin.well,then we went there and we planned wat to watch.it was finalised that it's going to be 'The Preistege(or how the heck you spell it)'.then jun kai bought the 'large' popcorn.i mean,the container large.i mean,plus the pocorn in that big container.WATEVER.anyways,then after that,he ate his and we ate ours.after,we finished it and jun kai didn;t want it anymore,so he gave the rest to us.and of course,an jun oso gortt it(he was sitting beside me).and so,we played very happily and us ghurls went to take neoprints.and so,we went home after getting 'dumped' and 'abandoned' by the boiis,as le ting said.and then the next day,which is today,we were eatingf our Mee Soto happily when suddenly soh jie and an jun cut across and apoligised to us.well,we didn't knew wat happned ,so we asked him wat happened.you know wat he to,d us?he...he.. THAT BADDIE AKA BAD EGG TOLD ME THAT JUN KAI STEPPED ON HIS POPCORN.THE POPCORN THAT AN JUN PASSED TO ME AND SHERMIN TO WAT.THE POPCORN THAT ME AND SHERMIN WERE EATING UNAWARELY.AND GUESS WAT,QI HENG KNEW BOUT IT BUDDEN HE STILL PASSED IT TO US AND LE US EAT THAT.... THAT BAD THINGY!how could he do that?!the nerve he had!budden,luckily,an jun told me jun kai only stepped on the upper layer.so ,we were unaffected.BUDDEN,THE THOUGH THAT WE ACTUALLY ATE THAT.... THAT IMBECILIC THING KILLED ME!AND WATS WORSE,AN JUN ALSO ATE THE POPCORNS THAT WAS STEPPED BY YOURS TRULY,JUN KAI.budden,jun kai deserved wat he gortt.HE KENNA FOOD POISONING.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
BUT WHO CARES A DAMN BOUT HIM!THE MAIN PIROIRITY IS US!YUCK!I FELT SICK THAT MINUTE.I REALLY DID.JUST FELT LIKE PUKING LIKE I DUNNO WAT.
wah kao,i still feel sick,and i'm going to get more sick if you continue.i mean,if i continue.wif that gruesome story.i mean,gruesome ghost story.oh kayys,and thats bout it.and i really wanna say something.JUN KAI AND QI HENG,STOP TOKING RUBBISH!I DO NORTT LIKE TOMMY CHEONG!I CAN ACTUALLY SUE YOU FOR SLANDER.SO STOP IT.OH KAYYS?
HAIS!bua tah han.lolls.hais.now i've a phobia for popcorn.and now an jun's thinking of organising another play outing.watch deathnote.and you know,movie = popcorn.I FEEL LIKE DYING.and i was like happily muching popcorns over there.and now you tell me.i seriously feel like dying.really .no kidding.and everyone ,tonight must watch Variety Big Brother.MUST.5566 gortt go.i am watching for a fact,of course,
Princess Hours.LU!!!!XIN JUN!!!SHEN CAIJING!!!ARHS!!!ALL DAMN SHUAI AND DAMN PRETTY ONE!!lol.getting bit siao liaos.
anyway thats bout it.
Signing off,
weii yyi//mrs billy gates// SKHH
END OF BLAHS.
oh kayys.i know you all really really miss me.and i carntt bear to let you all forget me.so i came.
I AM BACK.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
...
Wait,i'm starting to sound like Mojojojo.
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!~
oh kayy,...
THE SKHH IS TURNING TO THE SCARY AND VERY VERY SCARY MOJOJOJO!!!ANYONE IS GOING TO SAVE ME?!!!
AAARGGHHHHH!!!!!I'M DYING!!!ARH!!
oh kayy,you can stop laughing now.
it was meant as a form of.... entertainment for you all.look,the skhh is trying to make you all laugh for fun,and now you all are laughing.i'vw gortt my wish,but the wrong kind of laughing.you SCOFFED.YOU SCORNED.ARH!!!!!
baddies.
oh kyy,lets talk serious business.i was suppoose to go to plaza wif jolene right?budden,it turned out that jolene had to visit her uncle in hospital.our plan blew.it was like,i was in the bathroom bathing and changing ,and when i came out frm the toilet i called her(cause she called and told my maid to call her back)and she told me that she had to visit her unclie in hospital.hais.i ws like,thinking and racking my brains at wat to wear,and then she told me that.hais.budden,of course,the skhh nver gets angry at other ppl unless she or he is very OVER.she apologised like wat seems a billion times.well.... anyways.smt moe important..ENERGY WENT TO
E-NEWS@ASIA!!!!!!
DAMN COOL ONES..hais.... later i watching at 3pm.thats about it.i'm going.
P.S. SOH JIE + JUN KAI + CHARLES + JIN GEN = NONSENSICAL PIECE OF LARD.
Signing off,
skhh//mrs billy gates//weii yyi
BOO!i bet you're scared..
heyys everyone its me again.i've gortt informers who told me tht you all miss me,thats why i'm back !XD .miss me right?oh kayys.i'll tell you story.today ,hais.GORTT TO PLAY AT 8.30AM.siong lyke i dunno how to explain nia.anyways,then i play,and the first one i saw on9 was shu fang.and i was like wonderng how come she so early on9.and then he next was jin gen.his nickie was a website and he told me to explpre it.and oh kayys,i explored it.i even downloaded it!lol.anyways,after i dl it,i was shocked.believe me,I WAS SHOCKED.that toolbar ctually has:Google search,Blogs(his frens blog),Yahoo,Translator,Dictionary,Thesaurus,Wikipedia,File scanner,Youtube,a clock,a gadget that notifies you of any incoming mails,and the weather forecast.IT IS COOL.what is the most surprising,is that HE DID THAT ALL BY HIMSELF.ALL BY HIMSELF.if you've gortt the time,visit the website i've mentioned above and dl that toolbar.if you dorntt have the time,then make time and visit that website.that's how it is suppose to work.
....
isn't it suppose to work that way?
...
i guess nortt.
anyways,so!i've decided to heal myself frm the sis-disease and nortt write such long posts.if you dunno wat i'm toking bout,look at my archives.anyways,i'm going to plaza wif jolene later at 3.30 pm. YEA!!my mum actually suggested following us when i told her.i mean,requested for it.but of course,i was protesting(and lying) and finally she relented and told me all i have is 1 h.even hough that doesn't really count as fun,but at least is still 1h right?and oh kayys,the skhh understands that the font's bit small,i'll increase the font.right?and... anything else?oh yarhs!
FINAL REMINDER:YOU'VE GORTT TO VISIT THIS WEBSITE:http://thebpps.ourtoolbar.com/ AND DL THE TOOLBAR IF YOU DORNTT YOU'LL RGRET IT EVERYONE'S DOING IT AND YOU'RE NORTT HAHAHAHAHA!!!MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Signing off,
weii yyi//skhh//mrs billy gates
Freeze!!
heyy everyone the skhh is back!after long months of hard work for psle,wei yi is back.PSLE SUX.
English = Easy
Maths = so-so
Chinese = EASY
Science = Abit abv. average
Higher Chinese = okayy lars..
and so thats all i wanna say.and oh yarhs!its play after psle.erm,the day was spent badly on Tuesday.the story goes:
The cute and innocent little wei yi didn't wanted to go to plaza cause she wanted to go home and play.apparently,her mum and dad and promised her that they'll allow her to mass play com the whole day.but unexpectedly,when the cute and innocent little wei yi went home,all she was told was that her bro is still having examinations and she still have to bear it for another 2 and long days.any human being will instinctively start awling at her mum,protesting that it was utmostly unfair for a harworking ghurl who had been studying for 6 years just for that examinations and all she get when she gets home was a refusal of playing the com.so,i was beaten very evilly by my mum WITH THE CLOTHES HANGER.i can actually sue her for child abuse,but i chose nortt to,considering the fact that i am wat i am because of her.and so,i didn't really care.but then,another tragedy happened.the day after,the cute and innocent little wei yi was dragged to put on braces
AGAIN.ii repeat,AGAIN.and so,she had to bear all the pain while her mum was waiting outside the clinic,talking to her friends bout....nothing much.like how her daughter should actually repay her and be grateful for her for spending money on her daughter's braces.Braces was fine.,comparing to the extraction of that 2 darn tooth.they injected some lamey stuffs into my gums,and that watsoever Dr. Woo told me that it wouldn't hurt.i guess i wasn't hat smart after all to believe him.it wasn't pain,but then the thought that a needle is actually going through your gum will affect you mentally.thats through like anything!anyways,my whole mouth was numb,and when i ate anything,the soup just come dripping down,and i couldn't really feel it,as you know,my mouth was numb,the numbness will only come of like 2 hrs later.so,i was like an idiot,sucking my saliva into my mouth.just like an idiot.i am seriously and honestly regretting that i didn't put my retainer daily.and now,i've to put on my braces again.once again.we're back to square one.heyy,isn't that a cool word? `square one`.SO COOL.anyways,enuff of yesterday.lets proceed to today.
today was a nice day,i wanted to skip school - wait!nortt skip school!!i've gortt MC from the orthodondist.2 days MC.I SHUD HAVE USED IT! - ,but then,whenever i think that i'm going to leave my friends when i proceed to sec school,i will start thinking that i havta cherish the moments wif them ...
SOB!!!!
dorntt get too emotional whenever you read this.i know you'll miss me.anyways.so i came to school.and then,that dumby teacher had SO MANY ANNOUNCEMENTS and STILL HAD TO DISCUSS SMT SO LAME THAT CAUSE US TO HAVE ANOTHER 15 MINS OF SILENT READING.
So much for the best primary school in the whole district.
and ways,after that silent reading,that way-past-15-mins silent reading,i was thinking that i cud actually play stress wif sylvia and the rest.but then?wat happens,is that we went to the AVA Room and watched Ice Age 2.A show that i have watched b4 and is extremely lame - well okayy,it was funny and i did laugh my way through - but still.and then it was 9.Social studies lesson,according to the timetable.but then,the cool and most respected Mrs. Ravi cancelled that lesson,and then we watched till 9.30.and the show ended.and that we had to return to the class for Chinese.and at 9.30,i tot that we could actually start having free time.but then,our infamous Mr. Liuao would never allow such a thing to happen.NEVER IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE.HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Er HmHm!!Sorry,i'm starting to be like him.anyways,the story continues.the happy wei yi,thinking that pigs can actually fly and the sun has a possibility of rising from the West,was again dispirited.Mr. Liao was talking excitedly 'bout the Racial war that broke out in.... sorry,i dunno.wasn't too enthusiastic to hear his boring class.and then,he said all the way to 10.10 am.so i tot free time.and wat happens?do the exercise!wow!so cool and fun and amazing!everyone enjoyed it,and they went ' oh,liao lao shi is such a gd teacher! '
if only he lived in that small little fantasy of his.sure,everyone went around telling things bout him.but nortt good things.no no,nortt good stuffs.anyways,we did that lame exercise all the way till 10.20am.then,when i tot that 10 mins was still time,he began saying that lame story of ' Blue Stone'.it is such a lame story.its bout a blue rock that gortt seperated of its other half and wat it was made of,it broke into pieces cause it was too upset and it broke in loliness and craving of its other half.and the story ends wif that little stone leaving to some pathetic powder and the wing blew and blew and it gortt reunited wif its other half.the end.
WAT A NICE STORY,MR LIAO.
It wasn't touching at all.i mean,who cares a damn bout him getting leukemia and fighting wif the death god on his bed in that small pathetic hospital.thats definitely scondary news.anyways.lame~!!
and ways,then it was recess.oh yarhs!forgortt to tell you all smt!he didn't allow usd to choose our seats.we had to sit at where we sat b4 psle.how could he do that?anyways,recess.after recess,Mr Ong briefed(i'm hopeless at spelling)us about ' Choosing our Secondary Schools ' .Yes,that was it.MR BRYAN ONG!NORTT THAT LKK!MR BRYAN ONG(heard he was a brillant teacher.my brother actually gortt marvellous resutls[at least,in his case] for PSLE after being taught by him.anyways,then we went back to class.then we played.FINALLY!!now i'm thinking of Wang Lee Hom's Finally.anyways,i played stress wif sylvia and shu xian.sylvia beat me fast & furious.i guess i'm just nortt her match.and then shu xian.our skills bout the same standard,so we haverntt finish playing even after mrs ravi told us to pack up.hehe.so thats bout it.and oh yarhs.i went home.then......i watched tv.and then ate porridge.and oh yarhs!my teeth still hurts!so i carntt eat any hard things.pity me.=)and my sis went for a movie wif her frens and my bro brought a frend home and thats bout it.and oh yarhs!Energy went to yu le bai fen bai(hosted by Luo Zhi Xiang and Xiao Gui)and yarhs!Energy when ply basketball so shuai!
Ah Di = Shuai Qi!
Shu Wei = Shuai!
Kun Da = Kawaii!!!
and so,once again,the day is saved, thx to... the Powerpuff Girls!!
STOP!!!when was the PPG ever involved in this matter?anyways,lol,kun da was the best player.and.....energy lost. =( but nvm!Kun da beat luo zhu ren 3:1 during a PK match.damn pro and damn shuai.and then hor,energy ,they had to like toss the ball into the hoop as many times as possible within 30 secs.1 ball = 1 second of advertising their newest album(i bought it!!!Kay yan and tian li bought it for me for my burffday present!)isn't it cool?anyways,kun da was the representative.and then,he only tossed one ball in.diao -.-''' lol nvm he so shuai and cute,nvm. XD and then when they advertising 1 sec,(luo zhu ren very fair,1 sec must be 1 sec..)they just like this - yi ge zi:Diao!so cool lar!just 1 sec!you see,Energy so shuai,and so talented in this kind of stuffs.hais...ENERYGY ROX!and then,the PK match is that energy sent out 1 representative and if that representative won luo zhu ren,energy and advertise for 30 sec.hais....DAMN SHUAI~!!EVERYONE MUST SUPPORT ENERGY!!
okayy,so this is bout it liao byess.
Signing off,
Skhh//Mrs. Billy Gates//weii yyi Gates
Sophie Kinsella(Shopaholic series)
Go crazy.